Fifth Floor Trilla

A lawyer was booted from the Cook County Criminal Courts Building today after attempting to foist his own music CD on R. Kelly in the courtroom where his trial is taking place.

Also, Mr DeRogatis best watch his ass. Let's hope he gave Kells nothing but glowing reviews the past decade.

And on the 8th day, Mannekells was born.

The S stands for Slylock

Pesky lil marmot


Answer Key:
2008's "Glove don't fit, you must acquit" chant

Giving a new meaning to making out with braces...

And the mullet, duh.

On Vacation until Memorial Day

TITC's will resume May 27th unless Mac's have a paint program similar to MS Paint...



Kelly, who rarely appears to pay attention to the questioning, looked up and cast a wounded glance toward the woman. It's the most emotion he has shown since jury selection began.


During some jurors' interviews, Kelly has been observed bopping his head in a manner that suggests he's grooving to a beat that only he can hear.

through the looking glass

If you've been paying close attention to Kelly's daily arrivals at the courthouse, you probably have noticed the guy with the video camera filming the entourage.

You may also have noticed the overwhelming smell of piss from the restroom outside the courtroom.

And then there were 3

Assistant state's attorney Shauna Boliker noted that one of the potential jurors, a black woman, had seemed "star-struck" and had given "inappropriate" answers.

The woman, a postal worker, told Gaughan she thought Kelly was "a musical genius" and a "pied piper." Asked if she knew anything negative about Kelly, the woman said, "He and [rapper] Jay-Z don't get along."

plot pushin'

the champ is here

O5-09-08: Never Forget

You are not alone

unforetold gems

this world that I found is too good to be true

Call him Jack Tripper

I had a threesome with R Kelly


R. Kelly Lyrics
double Up Lyrics

and so it begins...

Wednesday night special: boiled R&B flesh

Media take R Kelly appeal to Illinois Supreme Court

Putting the R in pRivate...

The Chicago Sun-Times, the Chicago Tribune and the Associated Press first intervened in the case last week, objecting to secrecy measures imposed by Judge Vincent Gaughan. The judge has put multiple documents under seal, held four hearings that were closed to the public, and imposed a “decorum order” barring lawyers in the case from speaking about it.
Chicago Sun-Times


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masked avenger

Double Up Chocolate Factory

The ignition remix wasn't the only genius to arise from Kells' Chocolate Factory...



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Jury selection or adultfetishfinder.com?

Foreshadowing a future snitch